“Want to watch a Seahawks game with me?” tweeted Ken. “Please read and sign this contract before I let you in my house. #Seahawks.”

His Twitter icon proudly displays full Hawks regalia. Many of his tweets are Seahawks-oriented.

The contract states those who wish to view the game with Ken must arrive 30 minutes prior to kickoff.

"Late arrivers will not be granted entry as this will interfere with the viewing experience. No exceptions."

Pre-game discussion is limited to football talk and casual conversation is allowed during commercial breaks—"ONLY," writes Ken, bolding and underlining the directive.

At no time does Ken allow you to state that you think the “Seahawks are going to win this game.”

And, naturally—"Cheering is only accepted when directed towards a Seahawk accomplishment."