My doctor advised me that I should refrain from eating pork. I told him to just shoot me. Telling a Southern boy that he cannot eat pork pig bbq is mean.
I do not believe that any child failed or dropped out of school just because of the APS cheating scandal on standardized tests. There is no substitute for involved parents.
I just found out that what we thought was dogs running at night was really deer. That night camera we put up is so much fun.
Just walked 2 miles with my new knees. Never thought I would be able to say that.
My wife and I got so frustrated trying to plan our wedding to suit everyone that we said to heck with it. We ran off to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, and married in the prettiest church. Plus we had a fantastic weekend.
Thankfully, America is not a melting pot. It is more like a salad.
I have been so blessed to have my horses having 3 perfect little fillies. They are running and bucking all over the pasture. They are so much fun to watch.
I am English-American … except on St. Patrick's Day, Columbus Day, MLK's Birthday…
Some people do not believe in mercy until they need it.
I think one major problem in today's society is people do not understand the definition of "high moral character."
If one cannot afford to repay $20,000 in student loan debt, then one should not borrow any more.
We have created Ruling Family Elites in the country. This never ends well for the average tax-paying folks. Just say "no" to anybody named Clinton or anybody named Bush.
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