In a recent interview with GQ magazine, when asked which of the conspiracy theories surrounding his presidency he found most amusing President Barack Obama named "military exercises we were doing in Texas," referring to what we can only assume was Jade Helm 15. Obama said he had read that the exercises were "designed to begin martial law so that I could usurp the Constitution and stay in power longer."
Well, that's one of the theories.
The military training exercise that was conducted in seven states, for two months, first set off conspirator radars when a map labeling Texas and Utah as "hostile" was leaked. Other theories about the operation's "true nature" included a Russian invasion, preparation for an asteroid, the construction of secret tunnels under empty Wal-Marts and a lot of other strange combinations of words and ideas. Come this time next year, when a second military exercise similar to Jade Helm is scheduled for Texas, Obama will have plenty of new theories to choose from.
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Obama added “Anybody who thinks I could get away with telling Michelle I’m going to be president any longer than eight years does not know my wife.”
That might be true, but notice there was no mention of her feelings on Wal-Mart tunnels…
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