While floor seats sound pretty good, there are also different VIP packages available that could put you on stage with Queen B herself. Ticketmaster helpfully breaks down the different available packages. At venues like the AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, the "BeyFirst Package" puts you front and center for $1,500 or more. The least pricey VIP option, the BeySwag Silver Package, costs at least $450. That one doesn't let you share the stage with Bey, though.

If you do manage to snag a non-VIP floor ticket for $1,450 to see Bey live and semi-up close, it sounds almost reasonable. But keep in mind, $1,450 can also buy:

  • 1,218 tacos from Taco Bell
  • 4 Apple watches
  • 181 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
  • 18 pairs of Nike Roshe sneakers
  • A 4-day cruise package for you and three friends
  • 9 Michael Kors wallets
  • 120 large cheese pizzas from Papa John's

Whatever you decide, it’s probably not a good idea to sell any organs on the black market.