Whose idea was it to turn those latter-day Caribbean pirates Johnny Depp, Bill Nighy and (director) Gore Verbinski loose on a cartoon, ostensibly for kids?
Because "Rango" requires some explanation. It is funny, inventive and downright daft. But who is it for, what is it and most pointedly — what is the point?
Many's the movie fan who would pay to watch/hear Depp riff on "ACTING" in a twisted opening monologue. "Acting is RE-acting," he bellows. "The audience thirsts for adventure. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum."
Well, it's a terrarium actually. Not a vacuum. And the Depp delivering this monologue on the stage is a lizard en route to his owner's new home. Terrarium and lizard tumble out of the car and into the desert, where the reptile gets some instant life lessons/stay-alive lessons from assorted desert creatures — a squished armadillo among them.
The mariachi chorus of owls croons about his future "untimely death."
Our intrepid lizard stumbles into Dirt, a desert hamlet inhabited by tortoises, owls, crows, moles, other lizards and the like. The town is dry — no water. Some skullduggery is afoot. So when the lizard takes the name "Rango" and starts passing himself off as the rootin'est, tootin'est varmint ever to roam the Old (New) West, they name him sheriff. Rango and the good gophers and gopher tortoises of Dirt get more than they bargain for.
Rango gets into shootouts. How these tiny critters got tiny firearms is anybody's guess. (Oh, right. Arizona.)
Some of them drink and some smoke.
Rango runs afoul of the mayor, voiced by Ned Beatty, the villain of "Toy Story 3." Rango flirts with Miss Bean (Isla Fisher) and wonders, wonders, wonders about the missing water.
Depp fills the soundtrack with chatter that sounds so off-the-cuff it's as if they put him in front of a mike and animated a 3-D movie around his mutterings. Some of that must be true, as the film's soundtrack was performed like a play by a cast almost fully assembled in the studio at the same time.
John Logan ("The Last Samurai," "The Aviator") is the credited writer.
But what animated children's movie that you can think of has a character shout, "Go to Hell!" at a villainous snake? It doesn't matter that the snake (voiced by Nighy) answers, "Where you do think I came from?" Fitfully amusing or not, the whole demented enterprise of "Rango" comes into question when you're that tone-deaf about what's appropriate for children.
"Rango"
Our grade: C
Genres: Adventure, Animated
Running Time: 105 min
MPAA rating: PG
Release Date: Mar 4, 2011
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