I don't want to bake cupcakes, go to a ball or sell wrapping paper. Just take my money.

A Texas mom posted this PTA volunteer sheet on Facebook on Tuesday after her 7th grader brought it home from school. The mom loved it and so does the Internet where this witty list has gone viral in a big way.

Doing my share to ensure even more folks see it, here it is:

Credit: Maureen Downey

Credit: Maureen Downey