How can we give foreign aid to countries when we have to borrow the money to do it?

Starting the school year in what is arguably the hottest month of the year is insane! One day after Labor Day is how the business of education was conducted for years and it always seemed to work.

We senior citizens recall summer vacation for kids was over the day after Labor Day and that always seemed to work. But that was before all of the "educated idiots" decided they had all the answers!

If they were to cut all the young men who have been arrested for drugs, alcohol, abuse, stealing, etc. from the football teams, we wouldn't have college football.

Free tablets for school children? Hope they are insured, certainly they will be dropped, lost or stolen!

Using the word "y'all" is better than saying "you people."

Uh huh. You stopped to change Baby's dydee while taking him to the ER.

There was a time when schools "taught" period.

Dollar Tree buying Family Dollar for $8.5 billion? There's a heckuva lot of bamboo back scratchers they're going to have to sell.

I'm in for the smashing of a car window to save a child and also help prosecute these "I'm too important and too in touch with the world to be in touch with my child."

I have a friend whose telephone voice is so loud that he doesn't really need a phone.

I can't tell if a singer a real is good these days because their loud noise over shadows their voice and the song.

There is a special place in hell for those who drive slow in the left lane!

If someone had a really big helicopter, they could fly around the country ripping off copper tops of capital buildings.