The Georgia legislator who said 23-year-olds (who can legally drive, vote, marry, procreate, enter into contracts, serve in the military, etc.) are not mature enough in their frontal lobes to serve in the state Legislature can only hope the frontal lobe test is not applied to the currently elected members.
Because record profits aren't enough, Delta feels the need to add more seats (read less leg room) to "boost margins." Color me not surprised.
I think I must be on every mailing list and phone number in America of people that want money for something.
Do you really think that a pimple-faced sign twirler on the side of the road will make me stop at your business?
I am looking forward to April 15 when all the Statues of Liberty on the side of the road vanish.
Try to hack my old flip phone. I double-dog dare you.
The guy that laid me off last week just got laid off. Does that mean I get my job back?
The so-called "expert" political talking heads don't know the difference between a joint session and a joint meeting of Congress.
If Florida beats Georgia to legal pot then the bottom will drop out of our tourist economy.
TV may have killed the radio star but mobile devices will kill TV.
Beauty may be skin deep but fat goes clear to the bone.
I had to lay off somebody last month so I followed people home after work and picked the first one who I saw drive slow in the fast lane.
I have had my car for almost three years and I have never turned on the radio, played a CD or plugged in an iPod.
Spock may have lived long and prospered but James Dean lived fast, died young, and had a good looking corpse.
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