You hurt my feelings! Boo Hoo Hoo! I demand monetary compensation!

The Vent is officially ruined by this crazy political banter.

I'm still waiting for that coming Ice Age that all the government climatologists were threatening us with back in the early 1980s. I want to ride a woolly mammoth!

Hey Fox viewers! Remember when Petraeus really did share classified info via email? Trick question – you still haven't been told about it!

My friend, if you think it wasn't splashed all over EVERY news station at the time, you sure weren't paying attention. Petraeus was forced to resign in disgrace.

OMG A hurricane is forming in the Atlantic, quick, get to high ground, everyone on the East Coast is going to lose their homes to flood waters and storm surge.

To all you Hillary e-mail defenders,how do you spell FBI?

If you want your Vent to sound less ignorant and more intelligent: The proper spelling of the word that is said when someone makes an error or mistake is "Oops," not "Opps," not "Oppps," not "Opppps." Along the same line, when we request a judgment or opinion from someone, we are asking for "advice," not "advise." People who advise (a verb) give advice (a noun).