I didn’t steal the car illegally, I was just the undocumented driver.

Dear Advertisers! There’s no need for silly gimmicks or juvenile mascots. Give the consumers a good product at a fair price, and that’s all the advertising you’ll have to do.

What is with groups of kids standing in the street, not moving for traffic; out in the street cussing like R-rated movies!

Wrigley Field has more class and more of what baseball is all about than any overpriced stadium that Atlanta can build. Way to do it Chicago, you’ve built a legend.

Speech is free for everyone. It’s the audience that always cost you!

Could somebody close to Rafael Nadal please buy him the proper size underwear so he will stop picking at it?!

Let me see if I have this correct. It is now OK to go into a bar with a gun, as long as you are not drinking? And why are you going to the bar? And who is going to check to see if you have gun BEFORE they serve you a drink? Nathan Deal, you are an IDIOT!

I am a staunch Republican, but I pray that Carter kicks Deals scamming ass out of office!

American Idol has run it’s course. I can see better talent at local bars in any town in America! Ryan and Jennifer are the only highlights now!

Can anyone explain why we need Administrative Professionals Day? Yet there’s no Accountants Day, or Marketers Day, etc.

You can carry a gun with a permit but does that mean you know how to use and store the gun safely?

I would guess a gay couple would explain the baby making process just like any other parent would. Probably the exact same way an infertile couple would explain it to their adopted child.

Tell me hunters do not really need a silencer on their rifles. Sort of takes all the sport out of it. Must be some pretty lazy hunters in Georgia.

Gay parents get their kids the same way heterosexual couples do — they wait for the stork!

The reason the media focuses on CEO pay more than athletes is because CEOs make their millions at the expense of the rank and file workers.

Why do people want to complain about children being patted down by TSA? If it can make us all a little safer why not? Those kids were not hurt. These same people are the ones who scratch their heads when we have a disaster because some idiot got by security and caused a lot of heartache.

I am at a bar, and a guy next to my wife says something awful to her. In the old days, I get in a fight. After today, in Georgia, I pull out my gun and shoot and kill him. That’s life and death in 21st Century Georgia. How sad.

Georgians are now the king of morons with their idiotic gun laws. No wonder Yankees laugh at us.

Wages for regular people have fallen in the past thirty years and income for the top 1 per cent has skyrocketed. Reagan’s policies are working exactly the way the oligarchs planned.

What part of “do you have any idea how expensive produce would be without illegals” do you not understand?

I’m in a mall. I hear a gunshot. I turn to see a man with a gun shooting at random. I pull my gun and start shooting at him. Besides killing him I also kill two children and one infant and mother. But at least I can bring my gun to the mall.