The only thing keeping anyone at minimum wage is his or her minimum mind-set.

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.

It seems plausable that HOT lanes are occupied by a higher income bracket. I pay enough in tags ,taxes, insurance, and gas.

Funny isn't it? Syria rails against Israel as an evil enemy yet they get gassed by their own people.

What exactly was that Nobel Peace Prize awarded for?

Let's hope North Korea keeps Rodman over there for awhile.

I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

If you're leasing a luxury vehicle, maybe you are living beyond your means.

So Congress, Obama…what will you do if Putin uses chemical weapons?

Great bumper sticker: Switzerland—-now more than ever.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Just remember- Love thine enemy and drive him (or her) crazy.

I thought Eisenhower was the do nothing president who golfed a lot.

I hate American Idol, haven't watched since the Sanjiyah disaster. However, I may actually watch now that Harry is a judge … real talent, a real man … oh yeah, I think I'll watch!

I actually like it better now that we can wear whatever we want when we want, including white. That allows us all the freedom to express ourselves however we wish. Ain't life grand?

My wife and I had a pretty good `dust up' yesterday (my fault, but I was the victim) so please pray for me. Lord knows I can use it and you probably need the practice.