There are people high on the corporate ladder who are overpaid, but we've all met more overpaid people working in government jobs than any other field.
Stop using public bathroom stalls as personal phone booths! Your conversation isn't that important.
It was a Russian ship that got stuck and two Chinese ships failed to reach them. We came to the rescue.
Another day staying home, watching movies, eating my own food and taking long walks… Life could be a lot worse!
Cruel and unusual punishment is laying someone off but asking them to stay on two more months while moving them out of their office and into a cube where no one speaks to them!
Why is it that the houses with the tackiest Christmas lights always leave them up the longest?
Atlanta is now colder than Moscow and Chicago is colder than Siberia. Told you we can beat those Russians.
A better statistic on education spending would be the spending per teacher, not per student.
It's life's little pleasures like finding Golden Flake potato chips in Publix yesterday!
Obama wants to stay in DC when his term is over. It's called GTI — guarding the investment.
Do the Southern states vote Republican because they're poor and uneducated or are they poor and uneducated because they vote Republican?
It was so cold out, four penguins knocked on my door asking to sit in front of the fireplace.
I'll take cooking lessons with my wife if she'll take Grass Cutting 101 with me.
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