By now, Gwinnett, you know Donald Trump won the presidential election.
You may also know that, interestingly enough, more Gwinnettians voted for Hillary Clinton than the now-president-elect.
But...do you know all of the weird things your neighbors voted for instead of either of them? The bizarre write-in votes that were cast? That folks are still out there rallying for Harambe?
We think not.
With that in mind, find below a list of 45 entertaining Gwinnett County write-in votes for President of the United States of America. And if you're so inclined, scroll all the way down to check out the full 1,372-page document (which also includes write-ins in other local races).
- "A potato"
- Abraham Lincoln
- Alice Cooper (the so-called "Godfather of Shock Rock")
- "Bag of tarantulas" (Yeesh)
- Bozo (The Clown, presumably)
- Clark Howard (everyone's favorite thrifty shopper)
- Cynthia McKinney (a former U.S. Representative)
- "Dad" (a good guy, surely)
- Dale Murphy (Atlanta Braves legend who should be in the Hall of Fame, by God)
- Daffy Duck (not as good as Donald Duck)
- Donald Duck (better than Daffy)
- "Dog bollocks" (Umm...Google it)
- Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)
- Dweezil Zappa (son of prolific musician Frank)
- George Washington
- Harambe (RIP)
- Harvey Dent (Two Face, of Batman fame)
- "Jimmy Fallon — President, Justin Timberlake — VP"
- John Cena (professional wrestler)
- Katniss Everdeen (the heroine in "Hunger Games")
- Kodos (recurring alien character on "The Simpsons," hellbent on conquering Earth)
- Lee Corso (mascot head-wearing "College GameDay" personality)
- "Me" (You)
- Mike Rowe (of "Dirty Jobs" fame)
- Mike Tyson (of face-tattoo fame)
- Miles Davis (this voter was feeling...kind of blue)
- "Moonpie" (mmmm)
- Mufasa (Simba's martyred father)
- Neal Boortz (WSB radio guy)
- Nick Saban (Roll Tide)
- "One whole grain Pop-Tart" (Frosted or nah?)
- Optimus Prime (leader of the Transformer Party)
- Pedro
- "Putter the Pug (my dog)"
- Ron Swanson (manly, mustachioed "Parks and Rec" character)
- Stephen Glass ("creative" journalist)
- Steve Harvey (beauty queen confuser)
- Stevie Nicks
- Stone Cold Steve Austin (a "stunner" of a choice who once shared the rasslin' ring with our President-elect)
- Sully Sullenberger (pilot who landed on the Hudson River)
- Taylor Swift (obvi)
- Theo Epstein (Chicago Cubs general manager)
- Tyrion Lannister (a "Game of Thrones" guy)
- Vermin Supreme (time travel advocate)
- "We are doomed" (No comment)
Gwinnett County Write-In Votes by Tyler Estep on Scribd
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