Posting "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" spoilers should be a crime. Alas, it's not.
No, posting #StarWarsForceAwakens spoilers is not a crime. Yes, it should be. We enforce the laws - we don't make them. Sorry.— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) December 15, 2015
It's unclear if the Philadelphia Police Department's post was in response to people dialing 911 after boneheads spilled secrets online, or if this was a proactive measure.
"We enforce the laws - we don't make them," the cop shop said. "Sorry."
Here's the response it evoked:
But lest anyone get any big blabbermouth ideas, Philly Police Sgt. Stephen Clark posted this warning: