Alton Brown's got strong feelings about Little Debbie axing a snack

The snack food brand posted news on social media that has the culinary celeb feeling all kinds of ways. Something's gotta go, Little Debbie has decreed in a social media post that seems totally legit and not at all like a gag meant to create some buzz and perhaps even sucker gullible journalists into writing about them.

So which plastic-wrapped delicacy gets shoved off the shelf forever?

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Here's what Brown had to say. Your move, Debbie.