Parents, do your job. Discipline your children.
Nothing the Kardashians do is newsworthy. Make them go away.
The government is not your parent! You are not entitled to food, housing, health care, etc. Stop being a victim.
I don't know what country you're living in, but the recession is not over here in the U.S.!
"Bless his heart' can be sincere concern, or a backhanded insult - it depends on the situation. Only Southerners know the difference.
It's not just southerners. Americans in general do not speak English well. There is not enough emphasis placed on it in the national educational system.
My new favorite bumper sticker: "Sequester Obama".
I tried that 72-hour sexy beard style. It's not good for an old guy - I just looked like a street bum.
There are more different regional accents and dialects in England than there are in the U.S. There is no such thing as "correct" pronunciation; one accent is as valid as another.
I drive through two school zones every afternoon going to work, and am extremely surprised when I see someone else slow down for the flashing light. The majority not only don't slow to 25; they speed past the regular limit. I've even seen cops ignoring the speeders.
I have neighbors from "up Nawth" who "paak the caah" on the street, and think the country 90 miles south of Florida is "Cuber". Bless their pea-pickin' hearts!
I decided it was a great spring day, and threw open the windows. Then my neighbor decided it was a great time to burn leaves. I changed my mind about it being a great day.
