Gonna change my name to "None of the Above" and get on the ballot. I'll get a job for sure come next election.
Must have had, not must of had. Some people never learned this in school, I guess.
I think people should look in mirrors MORE OFTEN. I'm thankful my mother once pointed this out to me, that many of us walk around with the most AWFUL expressions on our face, that we're not even aware we're making.
So, you don't think those of us who are clergy will be forced to perform same-sex weddings? Seems like I remember a baker who was forced to make a wedding cake for a same-sex wedding!
Hey postal workers guess what. You're broke. Leave Staples alone. They can keep you from going belly up.
What happened to summer?
It's summer in the USA. Have you checked your car today for a child or pet before you went inside?
When I was a child, parsley was free at grocery stores and ice cream was put in special silver bags at check-out. I wish they'd, at least, bring the free parsley back.
Marriages used to be arranged in heaven, but thanks to Andi we now know they're arranged in Hollywood.
Wall Street fell because the economy might someday be kind to Main Street.
"The good venters are on vacation." Not so, I'm still here.
Any vent that starts out with 'technically' is a lie from the get go!
What happened to the A/C? It is so hot in the Walmart I can't even shop. Go to a hotel and the room never makes it down to 70 degrees. These places will no longer get my business. What gives y'all?
Sharknado 2 was the best movie ever!
Why does one person need to win all $66 million?
To the person who says we no longer have good singers. How about Michael Buble, John Legend, Elton John, Billy Joel, just to name a few? Also women singers Celine Deon, Adele, Rihanna. You need to get out more.
Two people who absolutely deserve each other: Sarah Palin and Donald Trump — a perfect couple.
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