Better question: Why do they close down the trains at the airport at all? If it's after midnight and there are still people going through the airport, the odds are they've had a really bad day already. It doesn't appear that the trains need drivers, but if flights are still landing, keep the trains running, for crying out loud.

Cooks use basic math. Who else knows one tablespoon equals three teaspoons?

Bank of America sold toxic mortgage securities willingly and no one is going to jail?! Doesn't this constitute fraud, which would land you or I in the pokey?

Tattoos are the bell bottoms you wear for life.

As a teacher you should know that the phrase should be "…students WHO did homework," not "…students THAT did homework."

The Hardee's commercials are vulgar. That's all.

All you "in my day" school critics, when was the last time you have been IN a school?

We also had recess in the 70s and 80s. Now we spend million$ trying to figure out why the kids are so dang out of shape!

My father got beat, I got spanked, my kids got time out, my grandkids got talked to, their kids get rewards. That's where our values went.

Twenty-ounce Cokes with names on them are sheer marketing genius. Selling for 10 cents more than regular list price and demand is outpacing supply. I hope the associate who's idea this was is getting part of the profits. Coke sure is making a bundle!

Heck with Flo, Red, ATT girl, and all the others. The Nationwide Ninja girl gets my vote!

I don't know which is more annoying: the seeds while eating cherries or the seeds in watermelons.

I'll move out of the left lane when you pry it from my cold, dead tire treads!