The only gangs needed today are chain gangs.

Every member of the DeKalb Commission including the chairman is under an ethics investigation, so what do they do? Of course they hire someone to 'look' into it. Riiiiiight.

Russia isn't as much like your mean, strong brother as it is like your crazy, drunken cousin.

A young person saying "like" in every sentence is not near as bad as a professional ball player saying "you know" every other word.

I just voted at a DeKalb school in a nice neighborhood. I couldn't believe the badly worn condition of the building and poorly kept grounds. And school starts soon.

See ME? Look at ME. No, look at Me -Selfie.

Saving $10 a week not buying lottery tickets since Georgia legalized government backed gambling, now I have over $10,000.

Don't ask for it if you don't really know what it is!

From about 1960 to 1980 the tobacco companies weren't "unaware" of the hazard, they are "lying" about the hazard and trying to manipulate the scientific media. There were criminal convictions. They proved that they were not honest businesses.

I am tired of hearing about fatalities on our highways because some people drive like morons and on top of that the police don't do their job!

We brought back paddling in our school until a parent complained about the red spot on his son's rear end and complained to the school board.

Gee, thanks for the advance notice. Not. I now have 2015 calendar annotated so I do not miss another National Hammock Day.

Adult people should not be permitted to call their hookups "boyfriends" and "girlfriends." That sounds like teenagers in middle school.

Good girls like bad boys because the nice guys are too good!

When will the makers of men's shirts stop making them 3 feet long? Not every guy is 6 to 7 feet tall.

Before anything is considered offensive (ie. politically incorrect) a vote should be taken of all US citizens and if 51 percent considerate it offensive, then we remedy the issue.

What does a poor person know about making it in America?

I was so glad to get a robo call from Newt Gingrich last night. Hope it's a preview of things to come.