The Vent

Thanks to the wonderful compassionate fireman who picked up the old woman from her bathroom floor Saturday morning. They were most kind and I appreciate it that they did not make me feel foolish for falling on my floor.

This big butt craze — it’s a joke, right? Please say yes.

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

When will popular music return to subtle, sincere expressions of love, rather than wailing, screaming, and moaning?

If texting and driving is illegal, why do I still see so much of it?

I must be part bear; it’s cold and all I want to do is sleep.

Well, if growing mustaches for a month, pouring ice water on people and social justice hashtags work, millennials are gonna fix the world.

What to do on Net Neutrality? Hmmm…Why don’t we have open hearings in Congress and learn all the details before deciding?

I had no choice but to buy a bigger, less efficient vehicle this time than the last one: I actually need a pick-up truck and the smallest now available is a foot-and-a-half longer, eight inches wider and higher than my old one.

I’m so glad we’re only getting a Arctic Blast this year instead of the Polar Vortex.

The Atlanta Symphony may have reached a satisfactory bargaining agreement with management but with the Woodruff Arts Center at least $200 million in debt and awash in red ink, they may be playing their music elsewhere.

Whatever positive future RGIII of the NFL Washington skins team may have had has already started slipping away, and calling out teammates publicly is never a good thing to do.

Alcohol is far more costly to society than cannabis could ever be!

Hey Cobb, you know those SPLOST funds that are going to put toxic used tires where your kids play? You’re paying with their lives.

I am already enjoying the gnashing of gums, the spinning of wheels and utter stupidity display. And they haven’t even been sworn in yet.

I consider it a sign of immaturity and weakness that America thinks it must use bombs and military power to positively influence the world.

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