No telling how many lives that alert fire marshal saved at that music venue. Thank you, sir, for the excellent way you performed your job.

Why do the sports people feel it necessary to announce that they are gay?

Don Balfour’s not guilty verdict is an example of our sad justice system. When you have 17 expense reports with his signature on them and they are all fake, how can you be not guilty?

Funny how everybody knows just exactly how to fix everyone else’s life except for their own.

Just wondering why you never hear a Yankee saying: “I think I’ll retire and move back north.”

If we couldn’t handle a bit of snow, you know the coming ice/sleet/freezing rain is going to be a real delight. Wish my company would just let me work from home this week.

I may never “distinguish myself in my chosen life," but you will never find me listed with the “herd mentality” that is prevalent in our generation.

While I appreciate all the insightful perspectives I hear on medical marijuana, I don’t think I want the average voter or any politician deciding on my medical needs!

I enjoyed the Beatles tribute and no one broke a hip.

The downhill skier was going 83 miles per hour. I’ve gotten speeding tickets for less than that on I-75.

The government may be able to tell me what I can’t do but they cannot tell me how to think. So far the NSA has been unable to read minds!

Just imagine if everyone who was in the traffic disaster had a bag of kitty litter!

If you believe everything you read in the Vent you’ll need a good size garbage truck to carry off the trash you’ll accumulate over about a month.

If the flood destroyed all vegetation, what did the animals eat?

I wonder if the Cobb County teachers would prefer pay raises over brand new school buildings?

Hey, the Vent people collectively seem to have all the answers. Maybe you could all run for Congress.

They thought that everyone would speak English by default because the first waves of permanent settlers CAME FROM ENGLAND!

I guess school will be out four days this week. UGH!

I’m in my 70s and learning Spanish because that seems the right thing to do with such a diverse population in Gwinnett County.

I’m convinced that those snowboarding events are done with trick photography.

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