Chipper’s engaged. Am I not correct but doesn’t he have a couple of children out of wedlock? If so, what’s the big deal?

I am so sick of that State Farm commercial when the wife snatches the phone out of her husbands hand.

I think all of those face lifts has stretched Joan Rivers brain.

How many people do you suppose ever took a gun to a bar or church before the law? Probably the same ones who will do it now.

Looks like Chipper is getting hitched again. The ol’ boy just never learns.

Joan Rivers is disgusting! She makes jokes about things that are real tragedies to people.

If 70 is not elderly my wife said she’d like to know what is.

When hunters use silencers, how will hikers know they need to get to a different place than the dangerous woods they are in? Bullets travel a long way.

I do not want Carter (not another one !) or Deal as governor. Surely there is a honest conservative Republican somewhere.

Chipper’s getting married again?! How many is this — 3, 4, 5, 6? And gay people are a threat to marriage?

Maybe Michael Kors will come out with a designer holster for the fashion-conscious people of Georgia.

So you need a carry permit to carry a concealed gun, but you don’t have to show the permit. Then why is it necessary to have a carry permit at all? This is screwed up!

New development is going to increase traffic. If traffic is your only concern, please sit down, be quiet, and stay off the local news. We are really tired of hearing you whine.

With all these new gun laws, should we all get a license to carry a concealed weapon or do we carry them in full view?

How long before the ushers at my church show heat if they think I didn’t give enough?

Thanks to our state’s forward thinking legislators and governor, one doesn’t have to go outside to a bar’s parking lot to have a shootout. Now it can be done inside - the bystanders be damned. Shades of the old west.

If you kill a criminal in a mall and also kill two children that is bad but you may have prevented 20 other people from being killed.

I see a fellow shooting. I pull out my gun and kill him. Turns out he was an undercover cop.