Admit it. You love ranch salad dressing.
The real question now is, how much?
If your answer is that you love it enough to buy a keg of it, you are in luck.
Hidden Valley has announced a line of holiday gifts. Featured: A keg that holds five liters, or a bit over a gallon, of ranch dressing — and a year’s supply of Hidden Valley Ranch.
The keg measures in at 9.7 inches tall and 6.3 inches in diameter. And it costs $50.
Apparently the “mini ranch keg” is a hot item.
“Pre-order today,” the gift guide states. “Item begins shipping December 11.”
If that’s not your style, you can always order a Hidden Valley holiday ranch fountain — with a festive skirt — for $110.
That item weighs in at two pounds and has four “easy to assemble” tiers. Again, there’s a year supply of Hidden Valley ranch dressing included.
Other items in the holiday line include Christmas tree ornaments, ugly sweaters, holiday socks, T-shirts and more.
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