Tank Town is run by Todd Liebross, a Morganton resident who has loved military vehicles since he was a kid, and who has figured a way to live a GI Joe dream. He charges $50 for 10 minutes in the driver’s seat. That allows a person to crush a car that’s already been run over. To crush a fresh car, it costs $499.
Making the 3 1/2-hour drive from Laurens, S.C., Waterman kept the Morganton destination a secret from the kids. It was raining, so by the time they arrived at the 4.5-acre site near Blue Ridge, the field where you drive the tank was a giant mud pit. But she wasn’t about to retreat.
Rain does not stop a tank. Think about it.
Waterman figured the boys didn’t have a Spring Break trip, and they would be leaving the nest in a couple of years, so why not?
“We’re making memories,” she said.
Once inside the tank, her son Brunner, 15 and fresh from getting his driver’s permit, headed for a Ford Taurus with malicious intent.
Inside the rumbling vehicle, he could smell the oil and diesel fuel as he steered using two levers: pull the left one back to go left, and likewise to the right. Step on the big metal pedal to gun it. (Sorry, there’s no gun to shoot.)
With Liebross nearby giving him directions, the ninth-grader and aspiring Army grunt quite efficiently eviscerated the Ford’s roof, flattened the back seat into the trunk, squeezed the tires till they popped, and squashed the trunk so far down it looked like a bumper.
His older brother, J.W., not to be outdone, plowed the FV432 over a nice looking gold BMW. As the treads rolled over it, the windshields cracked and exploded and the collapsing metal shrieked into submission. Another pass nearly ripped off the driver’s side door. By the end, it hardly looked like a car at all.
“I liked it,” J.W. said afterward. “Actually, I loved it.”
Then came Mom’s turn. Heather, a web designer by day, thought she might just drive around the field, foregoing the vehicular carnage. But once in command of the growling green machine, she couldn’t resist. She ran over the BMW.
At that instant an incongruous thought crossed the mind of her eldest son: “My mom is driving a tank,” J.W. said out loud.
Emerging from the vehicle, a little mud on her face, Heather looked at her family and exclaimed: “It was awesome.”
For Liebross, 38, opening Tank Town last August was his own dream-come-true. From high school on he’s owned Jeeps and military trucks. He got the idea for Tank Town from those who had done it in England. He actually went to England to purchase the tanks — four of them. (Purists would note that the proper term for them is “armored personnel carriers.” They’re not officially considered a tank since they have no gun.)
He gets the cars from, well, just about anybody willing to sell a broken-down car.
Liebross serves as an engineer on merchant ships for months at a time, and he operates Tank Town from April to Thanksgiving, on weekends and during the week by appointment.
“I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it again,” is among his favorite sayings.
At the end of the day, the Watermans had scored two (car) kills and had video to prove it. To wrap things up, they posed for pictures with Liebross in front of the tank.
Before they left, Brunner and J.W. said they wanted to come back, and Heather’s husband, Eric, pronounced her “the coolest mom.”
And standing there, in the middle of a muddy north Georgia field, Heather glowed the glow of a mother having a best-self moment.