Super Bowl 53: Maroon 5 and guests bland and tattooed for halftime show

Despite the hand-wringing over the Super Bowl halftime performance, Maroon 5 and guests presented a controversy-free spectacle of pyro, lighted orbs and a tribute to Spongebob Squarepants.

A lighted “M” – the band’s logo – glowed as the band, led by heavily inked frontman Adam Levine, kicked into “Harder to Breathe.” Lasers rolled through Mercedes-Benz Stadium as Levine grabbed a guitar and strolled the catwalk for “This Love” before Travis Scott arrived in a ring of fire.

The rapper skittered around the stage and bounced next to Levine as he uncorked his heavily bleeped hit, “Sicko Mode.”

Scott’s appearance was brief, as a drumline and gospel choir arrived for Maroon 5 to present a radically different version of “Girls Like You.”

Levine opted to let the band’s inoffensive music – and his pecs - do the talking as he crooned “She Will Be Loved” in the darkened stadium while glowing lanterns floated into the crowd.

Halftime’s other guest – Atlanta’s Big Boi – rolled in stylishly in a Cadillac, a fur coat draped around his shoulders.

The affable hip-hop star offered a bit of “Kryptonite” before longtime sideman Sleepy Brown joined him and Levine for Outkast’s “The Way You Move.” It was a notable spotlight for the rapper, even if both he and Scott felt like forced insertions.

The Maroon 5 singer donned an ATLiens jacket while singing with Big Boi, giving him the opportunity to strip it off and bare his tattooed biceps before kneeling in front of fans for the melodic “Sugar.”

For Levine’s legion of female fans, his bare-torso shimmy during “Moves Like Jagger” was likely enough for many to find the performance cheer-worthy.

But for most of the showcase, the band’s inherent blandness couldn’t breach even the prettiest visuals on the field.