Prince Harry is dating Pippa Middleton?

So Britain's like OK, Colonies, we'll see your Justin Bieber is dating Kourtney Kardashian and raise you: Prince Harry is dating Pippa Middleton.

You win, Mother England.

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Credit: Jennifer Brett

Credit: Jennifer Brett

Neither relationship is confirmed although you have to love TMZ's take on the Bieber-Kardashian rumor : "KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN DENIES HOOKING UP WITH BIEBER But It's True"

Across the pond, OK Magazine reports "things are heating up between Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton, with a source revealing that the two have been wrapped in a 'secret romance' for several months!"

OK relates the anonymous scoop in a series of increasingly apocryphal cutlines affixed to well-traveled photos of the two together. Supposedly after Prince William and Duchess Catherine's wedding, "Kate went to check her makeup and found them snogging in the bathroom!"

(A. Like that happened and B. "Snogging" is apparently how Brits say "making out.")

A tip of the hat to Glamour's reserved approach: "There's a Rumor That Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton Are Dating Because of Course There Is"