If Georgia wins this game, it will be in the driver’s seat to win the SEC East.
“If Georgia wins this game…” How many times have I typed that sentence?
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Feel free to dance with Dogs and the points. I’ve seen too much. Gators cover 3.
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Georgia Tech at Virginia: The Yellow Jackets won last week on a 78-yard return following a blocked 56-yard field-goal attempt, but the best part was watching a panicked Paul Johnson yelling to returner Lance Austin, "Get away from the ball!" Clever, PJ. You fooled us! So note to all opponents: When Johnson looks like all of the blood has rushed from his head, it's a trick! Jackets cover 6.
Mississippi at Auburn: So I guess the shine has come off Gus Malzahn. Auburn is 3-7 in its past 10 SEC games. Its only conference win this season came by a field goal over Kentucky, which doesn't really count. It's most impressive win this year probably came against San Jose State. So this would've been a good year to be in the Mountain West. Ole Miss covers 7 1/2.
South Carolina at Texas A&M: Steve Spurrier was planning to go as an invertebrate for Halloween, but as it turns out he doesn't need the costume. Aggies cover the 16 1/2.
Tennessee at Kentucky: Tennessee has a chance to run the table with a remaining schedule of Kentucky, South Carolina, North Texas, Missouri and Vanderbilt. That probably would lead to a contract extension for Butch Jones because nobody in Knoxville would stop to think, "Wait, all we did was beat Kentucky, South Carolina, North Texas, Missouri and Vanderbilt." Citrus Bowl Drive: Vols cover 8 1/2.
Louisville at Wake Forest: Bobby Petrino is now like the harmless, old innkeeper in a Scooby Doo cartoon after the kids realized he was the one making all of those ghost noises because he didn't want the Walmart built. Louisville covers 12.
Virginia Tech at Boston College: B.C. is the orange marshmallow circus peanuts of college football. Hokies cover 2.
Miami at Duke: The formation of a search committee to replace coach Al Golden has been pushed back to October 2027, when Nevin Shapiro is released from federal prison. Complete coincidence. See, this is what happens when you try to run a clean, felony-free program in south Florida. Duke covers 10.
Pros and cons
Tampa Bay at Falcons: Not to alarm anybody, but rookie Jameis Winston's touchdown-to-interception ratio (9-7) is almost the same as Matt Ryan's (9-6). If this isn't market correction week, there's a problem. Falcons cover 7.
Seahawks at Pompeii: Neanderthal Greg Hardy already was admonished for his behavior by combustible teammate Dez Bryant, and now he's being called out by Jets receiver Brandon Marshall, who three years ago was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. So there you go. Hardy even gives crazy a bad name. Seattle covers 6.
Giants at Saints: Sean Payton acknowledged this week the Saints were targeting wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. in the draft, but New York took him first. Just as well. Payton can coach him next year. Saints cover 3.
49ers at Rams: The NFL held a public hearing for Rams fans on the St. Louis stadium issue this week. One league official, Cynthia Hogan, said, "After listening to all of the speakers tonight, it's hard for me to imagine there's a city in the United States that has better fans." Question: So why were five metal detectors and three bomb-sniffing dogs needed at the theater? (No, seriously.) San Francisco has a stadium, but it doesn't have Todd Gurley: Rams cover 8 1/2.
Packers at Broncos: Peyton Manning is way funnier than Aaron Rodgers in commercials. But 7 touchdowns/10 interceptions vs. 15 touchdowns/2 interceptions? Not so funny. Sing this, Peyton: "Na-tion-wide-is-switch-ing-sides." Packers cover 3.
Lilly's Pick (Georgia vs. Florida): Lilly has never gone against her species before. But this year was a test. Salami pieces were slapped up on pictures of mascots Uga and Albert. Lilly didn't hesitate. She went straight to Albert. GATORS!
Last week: 11-2 straight up, 7-6 against the line.
Bottom line: 72-32 straight up; 52-50-2 against the line.