I love voting on Election Day! And, I don't mind the crowds. It is exciting to honor the sacrifice of my ancestors that gave me the privilege.
Thank you, Georgia voters. The world is run by those who show up.
Please, no runoffs! Please, no runoffs! Please, Please, no runoffs! I can't take the ads and phone calls any more!
A poll worker was at my precinct today to watch for fraud. Seems she spent more time watching the door than the workers! I guess she can spot fraud when it walks in the door!
I feel sorry for people who determine their self worth based on the size of the house they live in.
Cursing in courthouse? I say bring back the soap-in-the-mouth punishment and roadside trash pick up for cleanliness inside and out!
I have seen my wife's knees and feet for the last time until next April. Long robes and fuzzy socks came out with the cold snap. Darn this global warming.
Gosh I hope there is not a runoff. I will just have to turn the TV off.
Who hires the polling place workers? The woman who gave me my ballot was comatose.
If you plan to fire a coach at the end of the season, then it is cruel to let him swing in the wind til then. Show some class Mr. Blank, fire Thomas and Smitty now.
Waiting for the polls to close with a martini and hot wings. I'm so excited! I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!
Arrested for driving 100 on I-85? Why everyone on I-85 drives 100, especially north of I-285 when the sun goes down!
Lil Jon comes to rock the vote. Remember that Day in the Life of Lil Jon skit from Dave Chappelle? I don't think I can take the man seriously.
With all the whitewashed rhetoric during this election, I'm surprised our red state doesn't turn pink!
An artist with no brush, a poet with no pen. Tried to tell the world what he did feel.
Purple State! Nevah! Only over my dead Confederate flag waving, cornbread eating, bourbon sipping country-club living, Lexus driving, southern bred to the bone body.
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