Am I the only one that wonders why a pedestrian is walking in the center turn lane in the dark?

This teacher works 190 days a year and I get paid for 190 days. It's really no business of yours when I'm off since it isn't costing you a dime.

Whose dumb idea was it to have the Superbowl in New York?

LEGAL prescription drugs are more a threat to our youth than marijuana will ever be.

Self check out also doesn't give you a senior discount on Wednesdays.

Could somebody come up with a home shower design like a car wash? Just step in, get soaped up, rinsed off and blow dried?

Dr. King would achieve his Dream if you each of us would only act as compassionate, inclusive, and respectful the other 364 days of the year.

I had to go buy a real winter coat. Can I blame Bush or global warming?

Be careful what you ask for— if you do get a tax code simple enough to fit on a post card it will say "send us ALL your money

My local Post Office number was busy for over an hour - finally gave up. I think they took the phone off the hook!

This cold weather is really getting me down.

The average postal worker does not earn $25 per hour. Somebody is blowing smoke there.

Has anyone else noticed that the insurance commercials that stage a car crash the air bags never deploy?

I'm a 65 year old cannabis smoker. And I look twenty years younger than my alcohol consuming friends!

That self-righteous person so proud of themselves for being happy without using "illegal drugs", was probably sipping on a martini and sucking on a cigarette!

A neighbor has spread camphor balls all over their lawn. Considering how dangerous camphor is to children and pets isn't there a law against such action?