The smartest celebrities are the ones who keep their political opinions to themselves.

Since Dennis Rodman is busy with the North Korea gig, I expect our president to send Justin Bieber to solve the conflict in Ukraine.

60 Minutes is not an accurate judge of history.

Note to the left: John Stewart is not a newscaster.

Dear writers of Mixology: I’m not going to watch a show where the characters say “dude” every 30 seconds.

I bet the US crew on the space station feels very safe since Russia and United States are now officially on the outs. So much for no space program. Tell me again which president cut our program?

When the heck has politics ever been “unbiased.” That’s an oxymoron. Get a dictionary and look it up.

It is impossible to execute anyone who can throw down the IQ and race card?

Since US schools are ranked 32nd in the world and Georgia schools are consistently 49th in the USA, don’t sweat 10 snow days. Take May and June off too — we need that 50th spot bad!

I’ve been using medical marijuana for over 40 years. It cured all my ailments and I haven’t died yet!

There were more slaves in the North before and after the war than in the South.

Will somebody please give poor Gulianna Rancic a veggie smoothie or two? She is way too frail and thin looking. Next thing you know, it will be revealed she has some sort of eating disorder.

Slavery was just an excuse for the Civil War. We all know it was about Northern greed.

Man, the Academy must detest DiCaprio! They keep nominating him but just won’t give him an Oscar!

Why is Sen. Lindsey Graham always wanting to start a war when his state wants to secede from the Union again?

Al Sharpton has had a show on MSNBC for two and half years. Where have you been?

Right, MSNBC is biased for letting Al Sharpton have his own show. What show on Fox is not biased?

If Atlanta wants to host a future Super Bowl, the State of Georgia will have to recognize same sex marriages from other states.

What’s wrong staying in the left lane if you are driving 10 mph over the posted speed limit? It’s the dummy running 30 mph over the limit that causes serious accidents. If I can slow them down by staying in the left lane, I will do just that.