Kanye assaulted the paparazzi for talking to him? I have an idea! What if they ignore him! Without publicity, he would cease to exist! (We should be so lucky!)

Our priorities are out of whack when we consider flattening a 151-year old church, founded by former slaves, so the land can be used for a parking lot for the Falcons.

We never had a democracy; it's a representative republic.

Jobs went overseas because unions drove up labor costs.

How can Tiger Woods be ranked #1? Winless in five years? ESPN needs to get off his bandwagon!

Every time I hear Obama, Reid or Pelosi are speaking, I tend to secure my valuables.

Plant Vogtle is over budget and behind schedule? Who could have seen that coming?

Protect and save the earth. It is the only planet with chocolate.

McCain is on the wrong side of every issue and Republicans dislike him.

Unless Batman is packing Kryptonite, Superman will whip his behind!

Instead of posting meaningless vents why don't you get involved in solving the problems of the country?

If you drive a Porsche, you'd better learn how to pronounce it. It's "Por-shaa."

What's all the fuss about Rolling Stone? There's not a magazine or newspaper in this country that hasn't shown that same photo on its front page.

When you take an animal to the county pound, they're likely going to be euthanized. Please spay and neuter, and if you can't keep your pet call a private group for help with food or placement.

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