Sorry, but your neck tattoo is about as attractive as bridge graffiti.

I don’t need an electronic, smokeless cigarette. What I need is an electronic, no calorie slice of Key lime pie.

The thing that I don’t understand is how did all those southern drivers end up in PA. at the same time?

Nothing beats an obese nurse telling you your cholesterol is high and you are overweight.

The “Fonz” is out there touting reverse mortgages. I feel very old.

Billy Ray should have spent little more time with his daughter and less time with this mockery of music!

What do naked women have to do with sports? Simple, we men like both.

I have never considered a VW or Audi vehicle in the past. Now that they kicked the UAW out of their TN plant, I have put them on my consideration list next time I buy a car.

At this time of year my TV gets very sick. It gets a massive overdosed of basketball. I may have to shoot it.

Since we have 60,000 Brits in Atlanta can’t we have at least one good English pub?

My heart is sadden by the loss of another Henson, We will always love the Muppets.

Saw a Telsa driving in my neighborhood today. I couldn’t help but think, that’s the most expensive golf cart I’ve ever seen.

A preposition is something one should never end a sentence with.

Please quit venting about how excited you were to get your newspaper during the storms, and tip you delivery person!

If the City of Atlanta had loaded up all the snow and dumped it in Lake Lanier and Lake Altoona, there would have been a huge fish-kill from all the road salt! Duh!

The only reason Waffle house was open is because it is open 24 hours and the workers got stuck there. Just like the convenience store and grocery store workers.

Too bad your vent about Ronald Regan being closed was not based in reality. Gwinnett DOT was out on Friday with plows trying to clear the ice that was lingering. There already was an accident due to ice that resulted in a death earlier this year. Do you want more?

All these negative Vents just show why the term “Ugly American” ever came about! What a grumpy country we’ve become! Your even making ME grumpy!! Back to the comics for a better perspective!