'Look at me son, I’m talking to you': Epic warning to thief from sheriff's lieutenant

"Look at me son, I'm talking to you. The sheriff likes Stelly's Restaurant, and so do I. The food here is good, and the folks are friendly. We're going to identify you, arrest you, and put you in a small cell. After that, I'm going to have a cheeseburger here with fries and a Coke and leave a nice tip for the waitress. Meanwhile, your next meal will be served through a small hole in a cell door."

"By tomorrow, 100,000 people will have you watched you commit a felony. You will be recognized, and the people that know you don't really like you anyway, so when it comes down to a choice between you and a $1,000: They'll take the cash."