The moral compass in America is gone. I fear for this country.

According to my wife, when a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a man uses when he says there's 5 minutes left in the game.

We are so horribly hopelessly in debt and yet we are spending money for things we don't want or need.

Who brings small children to a Jimmy Buffett concert? Did you stop by Hooters for dinner first?

I must be old cause I remember a time when the Vent made me laugh.

When the photos of the proposed streetcar tracks were first published, how did residents and business owners not see what had to occur to build those tracks?

The older I get, the better I was.

Never let a woman wearing a wig or weave give you a haircut.

Funny how since the Boston bombings, we haven't heard a peep out of that nut in North Korea.

By the time I walked to school, I had to turn around and start walking home to get there before sunset.

If vitamin E is supposed to be good for you why do the pills smell SO BAD ??

Let me see if I understand - I am violating the law because I will not get into the right lane so other people can violate the law.

It's funny how conservatives sterotype liberals with no regards to facts.

Obama's approval ratings are still higher than Bush's and that's including 5 years and the American short memory.

If Uggla could either start hitting or stop swinging at the down and away pitch, he'd be batting 400.