I really wish North Korea would keep Dennis Rodman.
How does a Republican congressman caught with cocaine keep a job? I'd be in jail and never be allowed to vote again.
One of the longest wars in US history is the Democrats' War On Poverty. After $20 trillion spent to win this war, it's time to quit and pull out.
Put my wife in charge of the national job market. She's very good at finding jobs for me to do and she's even invented a few when she thought I was loafing.
I love it when someone uses a public restroom as a phone booth. I gleefully get next to them and flush.
When students disrupt the learning process, teachers are forced to cater to them while the rest are left out. In corporate America, they would be fired, but in schools they get more attention.
Your editorial call to increase financial literacy is a good idea. Can we get our elected officials to take the courses?
Saying all government workers are lazy is uninformed and a cheap shot. Many work tirelessly with no thanks from anyone.
How delusional you must be to think those who are unemployed are happy about it.
It's not global warming but climate change causing all these freak weather systems. Get ready for more tornadoes, floods, droughts, heat and cold extremes.
Who is Dean Martin and why was he trying to sound like Michael Buble when he sang Christmas songs?
Democrats will stop giving money to the poor when Republicans stop giving money to corporations and the rich.
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