Philadelphia at Chicago, 8:30 p.m. Wednesday. Almost a six-pointer in terms of the chase for playoff spots in the East. Chicago is in seventh, one point behind Montreal, and Philadelphia is in eighth, three points behind.
L.A. Galaxy at New England, 7:30 p.m., Saturday. The Galaxy are unbeaten in five. Raise your hand if you think they are a threat in the West. I didn't think so.
Vancouver at D.C. United, 8 p.m. Saturday. Could be Wayne Rooney's debut in the opening of the Audi Field. Those are the only two reasons this game is interesting.
Chicago at Dallas, 8 p.m., Saturday. Chicago has one win its past five. If it doesn't defeat Philadelphia on Wednesday, this one is almost a must-win.
Real Salt Lake at Minnesota, 8 p.m. Saturday. Real Salt Lake has won two consecutive games. It should make for three in this one.
Seattle at Atlanta, 2 p.m. Sunday. Well, Atlanta United's Josef Martinez has outscored Seattle this season, 18 goals to 15. Seriously.
Toronto at Orlando, 8 p.m. Saturday. It's the "I don't stink, you stink!" game of the week. If you put Michael Bradley and Sacha Kljestan together in a 40-yard dash, it may not finish until Week 21.
San Jose at Montreal, 7:30 p.m. Saturday. If Montreal somehow defeats NYCFC on Wednesday, this game will be much more interesting in terms of the playoff race in the East.
Houston at Colorado, 9 p.m. Saturday. Houston is 1-4-3 on the road this season. Colorado is just dull.