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The top games to watch in world soccer this week on your TV or on your fancy-pants mobile streaming device, mr.-need-to-be-in-touch-at-all-times person:

Tuesday

2 p.m., Wolfsburg vs. Borussia Dortmund, Fox Sports 1: Dortmund is rolling early this season and American Christian Pulisic is one of many reasons why. Others reasons include that their rockin' uniforms.

Wednesday

2 p.m., Bayern Munich vs. Hertha Berlin, Fox Sports 1: The two teams tied atop the Bundesliga table will fight it out. Berlin includes American defender John Brooks

4 p.m., Barcelona vs. Atletico Madrid, beIN Sports USA: You could argue that Atletico Madrid – with two appearances in the Champions League finals and on La Liga title — not Barcelona, have actually been the second-best team in Spain the past three years.

Friday

8 p.m., Chicago vs. New York City FC, UniMas: NYCFC, in third place in the Eastern Conference, will try to keep overtake the second-place Red Bulls when it hosts the last-place team.

Saturday

7:30 a.m. Manchester United vs. Leicester city, NBCSN: The reeling Red Devils have already lost two games in the Premier League (three overall) and look more like a collection of high-priced players than they do a team. Of course, the Foxes, the defending champs, have also lost two league games.

12:30 p.m., Arsenal vs. Chelsea, NBCSN: The Gunners and blues trail Manchester City by five points for the top spot in the table. Oh, and if you haven't seen Jordan Henderson's wonder-goal from Liverpool's win over Chelsea last week, then shame on you. Go to youtube right now…I'll wait…. And we're back.

9:30 p.m., FC Dallas vs. Real Salt Lake, MLS Live: Dallas, featuring Atlanta's Walker Zimmerman, will look to keep its lead atop the Western Conference against Salt Lake.

Sunday

2:45 p.m., Fiorentina vs. A.C. Milan, beIN Sports: This game is more for history buffs because how the mighty have fallen. Milan, 18 times winner of Serie A, is 10th while Fiorentina, twice winners of Serie A, has dropped all the way to 16th

4 p.m., Seattle vs. L.A. Galaxy, MLS Live: Seattle is five points from away from the last spot in the playoffs in the Western Conference, while the Galaxy are chasing Dallas.

7 p.m., Santos Laguna vs. Tijuana, Univision Deportes: I think this will also be on ESPN Dos, but I'm waiting on the network to confirm this report.