With the release of "Dumb and Dumber To" this week, we were inspired to ask Loren Maxwell, the computer-rankings guru, to calculate the chances of each state-playoff team winning the state title out of 1 million. Or as Lloyd Christmas said, "I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?" All 112 teams have a chance, Maxwell is saying.

Class AAAAAA

Colquitt County - 704,620

Lee County - 64,770

Grayson - 63,436

Archer - 38,776

Tucker - 28,406

Westlake - 26,934

Dacula - 20,294

McEachern - 13,853

Milton - 12,819

Hillgrove - 9,441

Central Gwinnett - 4,934

Etowah - 4,415

Hughes - 4,112

Newton - 1,455

Roswell - 1,049

Alpharetta - 685

Class AAAAA

Allatoona - 345,283

Ware County - 277,365

Creekside - 78,671

Northside (W. Robins) - 65,004

Mays - 49,574

Coffee - 43,699

Houston County - 38,185

Kell - 28,573

Stephenson - 24,641

Dalton - 15,911

Stockbridge - 11,563

Jones County - 8,420

Harris County - 6,121

Gainesville - 3,233

Glynn Academy - 2,391

Sequoyah - 1,366

Class AAAA

Buford - 722,570

Woodward Academy - 63,930

Cartersville - 52,015

St. Pius - 48,738

Sandy Creek - 41,425

Marist - 24,493

Cairo - 11,179

North Oconee - 10,947

Griffin - 10,593

West Laurens - 7,667

Mary Persons - 3,361

Stephens County - 1,802

Burke County - 418

Baldwin - 418

Wayne County - 412

Eastside - 31

Class AAA

Washington County - 383,809

Calhoun - 267,360

Blessed Trinity - 197,636

Jefferson - 79,621

Westminster - 27,001

Hart County - 16,645

Central (Carrollton) - 9,461

Cook - 7,444

Pierce County - 2,946

Elbert County - 2,938

Cedar Grove - 2,636

Appling County - 1,354

Dodge County - 704

Adairsville - 379

Callaway - 40

Oconee County - 25

Class AA

Vidalia - 327,714

Benedictine - 221,888

Greater Atl. Christian - 209,270

Fitzgerald - 144,143

Brooks County - 67,287

Lovett - 21,807

Macon County - 6,654

Screven County - 537

Jefferson County - 349

Lamar County - 138

Rabun County - 76

Pace Academy - 72

Model - 27

Washington-Wilkes - 22

Heard County - 15

Coosa - 2

Class A - Public

Marion County - 373,591

Irwin County - 312,633

Hawkinsville - 180,181

Charlton County - 58,118

Clinch County - 39,853

Dooly County - 25,017

Emanuel Co. Institute - 4,268

Claxton - 2,039

Atkinson County - 1,661

Mount Zion (Carroll) - 832

Greenville - 501

Calhoun County - 468

Commerce - 438

Mitchell County - 209

Lincoln County - 183

Jenkins County - 10

Class A - Private

Mount Paran Christ. - 421,355

Calvary Day - 298,273

Aquinas - 101,734

ELCA - 65,142

Savannah Christian - 39,866

Landmark Christian - 30,403

Pacelli - 17,326

Tattnall Square - 11,350

Mount Pisgah Christian - 9,365

First Presbyterian - 2,373

Pinecrest Academy - 901

Prince Avenue Christian - 666

Stratford Academy - 608

Athens Christian - 266

St. Francis - 257

Christian Heritage - 114

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