The Vent

This pimple faced sign twirler need the money, thank you very much.

When I went to school in the '50s and '60s, most teachers were older than the young ones of today and everybody respected them.

I flew Delta for 40 years and was upgraded to first class once. Been flying the airline of the moment for 12 months now and have been upgraded nine times.

Delta: We love to stick it to you and it shows.

You are right, a 23 year old should be mature and educated enough to serve in the State Legislature. Unfortunately, some were raised by nannies and fraternity/sorority brothers/sisters and do not make the grade. Let the voters decide.

So we go from 76 degrees to sleet and ice over night? Crazy weather!

No radio, no CD playing, no IPod playing. So you talk to yourself and sing to yourself, etc! Cool.

No, you do not get your job back.

I have 41 days left to twirl my sign in this Statue of Liberty getup and it already stinks. I have to share it.

Okay, I'll bite, what, if anything, do you listen to in your car?

I'd start watching football if big, burly women were the players and super hot hunkalicious men were standing half-naked on the sidelines cheering.

In what world besides TV does a coroner accompany detectives to a death scene (murder or otherwise). Aren't they supposed to be doing autopsies on the deceased in the morgue? Rizzoli & Isles is the worst example.

I put you on every mailing list and phone number directory when you stiffed me on my tip. My smartphone is better than yours.

Hey Netanyahu! No one here voted for you! Go blow your horn somewhere else.