Excuse me, I'm taking a break from building the ark. Can anyone remind me what my watering restrictions are?
Never, never kick a fire ant mound while wearing sandals.
This is a special thanks to Mr. Truett Cathy of Chick-fil-A for closing his restaurant on Sundays so his employees can enjoy the day of rest.
Why is a gallon of gas $1.89 but a quart of motor oil is $3.50?
Food for thought. How many people have died from handguns or assault weapons since the beginning of this swine flu epidemic? How many people have been killed in collisions between cars and tractor-trailers?
Every day, I discover another thing that my Comcast remote can be used for. Isn't life grand?
Since DeKalb's CEO can create a new cabinet-level position costing $285,000 annually, when there are currently thousands of qualified people who would work for $100,000 or less, will he also reduce my Decatur and DeKalb property taxes by at least 10 percent?
Just when I learn where everything is in the grocery store, they move it.
So now Arlen Specter blames the Republicans for Jack Kemp's death from cancer. Specter lost the last bit of credibility he had left. Scary to have someone like him as a senator!
Thank goodness Obama is trying to do something about all the money going out of this country! I wish him well.
A close second to the cellphone being the worst invention is the leaf blower.
The problem isn't B98.5-FM playing Daughtry all the time, it's 97.1 the River forgetting that Van Halen had hit songs besides "Dance the Night Away."
I had the swine flu back in the '70s. It is slightly worse than regular flu. The media need another "crisis" so they will quit scaring people.
If you think this is a "scorching spring," you haven't been here long. And if you think we went from winter to summer, you must be from up north.
The secured bondholders of Chrysler and GM that Obama is trying to wipe out in favor of the UAW are my and your 401(k) accounts.
Escalate the penalties for stealing from and lying to the American people to the point that no one in his right mind would risk it and see how fast the problems of this country vanish into thin air.
I am an even bolder risk taker than the popcorn venter. I put my TV dinner in the microwave without slitting the covering over the entree and dessert.
The next time I see "Please consider the environment before printing..." on an e-mail, I'm going out and cutting down a tree!
Would someone please (gurgle, gurgle) tell Gov. Perdue that (gulp) he can stop (gasp) praying for rain?
Is this "pandemic" the flu or the bubonic plague? I can't tell!
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