That would allow your dad to never again have to wear the same tie twice for more than 164 years.
Next, what about tickets to a sports game? The National Retail Federation found that almost 44 percent of Americans will purchase an experience item like this for their dad.
We had to turn to Kim Kardashian for help with taking a sports gift over the top.
She actually rented out the Staples Center, where the Lakers play, so her husband, Kanye West, could play a pickup game of basketball on his birthday.
Russell Westbrook, John Wall, 2 Chainz and Justin Bieber were all part of the teams for that celeb-filled birthday game.
So if you do choose to go this route, it'd be a bonus if your dad has some athletic friends.
And finally: a grill. But don't buy him a typical gas grill this year. (Video via Weber Grills)
Instead, what about a grill that also acts like a boat? It's called the Barbecue Dining Boat. It'll allow your dad and nine of his closest friends to have a cookout while out on the water.
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