Cops say the serial defecator has been at it for over three years. His feces have been found inside and outside cars, on doors and across children’s play equipment.

"My mother-in-law walked out of our house one day, and the kids' front yard slide had to be sanitized," Rob Brunson told Cleveland.com.

The suspect is really in some murky water now, however.

A neighbor, whose vehicle has been defecated on at least eight times, set up a time lapse camera and finally captured a glimpse of the suspect.

"He messed with the wrong guy," the neighbor said.

Police Lt. Rick Edwards said his officers are looking for the man, and hope to provide him with a nice, stainless steel toilet.

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