Police retrieve stolen snowman figure: 'This is snow laughing matter'

"This is snow laughing matter," the Nampa Police Department declared in a post Friday on the department's Facebook page. After receiving a report of a stolen snowman figurine, police created a "missing person" bulletin, complete with photo and description:

• Height: 3'6"
• Weight: Heavy!
• Wearing: Top hat, red/white scarf, red coat, black gloves.

Police found the missing snowman figure and posted on Facebook: "Snowbody knows who took him, but we'd like to get him home, because we all snow well, it's snow secret, there's snow place like home."