Man calls cops because he's 'too high,' found in pile of Doritos

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Officers say they found the man after hearing moaning sounds from a room inside the home. When they entered, they found the man “on the floor in the fetal position.”

Reports go on to say the man was “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”

As cops tried to help, the man told them he “couldn’t feel his hands.”

The Vindicator reports investigators found more than munchies. A search also "turned up a glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana," in the man's car.