Cops in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, said a college man dressed as the BBC-created children's character broke into his friend's house.

The Smoking Gun obtained the police report saying the guy "took Chinese food from the refrigerator and dumped it into his man purse."

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Lehigh Valley Live reported that cops caught the guy a few blocks later -- not surprising when you think about it. After all, who can run fast AND eat Chinese food from a man purse while wearing a Teletubbie costume?

The victim confirmed it was Laa Laa who took his L9 but refused to press charges, so the costumed Teletubbie -- and the man inside -- were let off the hook. Cops closed the case by marking it “cleared exceptional.”

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