What’s so funny about motherhood? These Mother’s Day tweets will remind you

YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY SIGH AND PICK IT UP MYSELF.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 11, 2017

Me: "Thinking about going to bed early tonight.."

My kid: pic.twitter.com/Q30GQuBz6Y

— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) May 3, 2017

My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 8, 2016

If you like to spend 100s of dollars every week on groceries but have nothing in your refrigerator, then raising teenagers might be for you.

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Guys, don't stress over what to get your wife for Mother's Day; she'll make it sound way more thoughtful & generous on Facebook anyway.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 11, 2017

Me: Why is the Salad Spinner on your little sister's head?

Kindergartner, blankly staring back:
Because I didn't want to wear it.

— JTLenis (@MissHavisham) April 6, 2017

Sign your kids up for sports so that they can get exercise, and drive-thru for dinner.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 6, 2016

Parenting is 50% shouting "I'm not going to say it again." and 50% saying it again.

— Amber Lynn (@Amber_Lynn38) May 2, 2017

My toddler asked me to help her take her sock off and I helped her take her sock off. So naturally, she is pretty distraught right now.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 6, 2017

Being a mom is kids banging on your bathroom door like SWAT, asking for a drink, while you're in the shower.

And Dad is in the kitchen.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 11, 2017

Women have 9 months to prepare for birth. Paper cuts JUST HAPPEN

— Mattzilla (@mattZillaaaa) May 7, 2017

6yo: You're the best mommy

Me: Aw, thank you!

6yo: I mean, I guess. I don't have any other mommies to compare

Happy Mothers Day to me

— Karen Johnson (@21stcenturysahm) May 5, 2017