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Best lines from Obama’s WHCD speech
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President Barack Obama performed some stand-up comedy, cracking up journalists, politicians and other guests at the White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night.
Here are some of the best lines from Obama’s nearly 20-minute speech:
"After the midterm elections, my advisers asked me, 'Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?' And I said, well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list."
"Welcome to the fourth quarter of my presidency... The fact is I feel more loose and relaxed than ever. Those Joe Biden shoulder massages - they’re like magic. You should try one."
"It is no wonder that people keep pointing out how the presidency has aged me. I look so old, John Boehner's already invited (Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin) Netanyahu to speak at my funeral."
"Just this week (fomer Republican Minnesota Congresswoman) Michele Bachmann actually predicted that I would bring about the biblical end of days. Now, that's a legacy."
Obama brought up the ABC show "Black-ish:” "Being black-ish only makes you popular for so long. Trust me, there's a shelf life to that thing."
“Being president is never easy. I still have to fix the broken immigration system… all while finding time to pray five times a day.”
"A few weeks ago, Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst president of his lifetime. Which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst president of my lifetime. Quite a coincidence."
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
