"This attachable – and, equally important, detachable – man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro," the product description reads.
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The webpage for the $9.99 fake tresses includes some tongue-in-cheek instructions. First, you "comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table." Next, attach the faux hair "the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire." Finally, hold the product in place with bobby pins, or if you "decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead."
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