Who knew your most memorable moments with "the porcelain goddess" could pay off?

One toilet manufacturer wants to know your most embarrassing, frustrating, fantastic or other experiences involving the best seat in the house.

American Standard Brands is soliciting people's unforgettable toilet tales and offering a reward for your woes: a new toilet. Competitors are asked to submit one to two paragraphs on American Standard's Facebook fan page between Sept. 9 and Oct. 9, and members of the page will vote for their favorites through Oct. 12, according to a press release.

The company is giving away five Champion 4 toilets (and "slow close" seats) to the winners with the best stories from the bowl, with the top winner getting free installation as well.

To submit your story, visit www.facebook.com/AmericanStandardBrands. You must be a Facebook member to view.

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