It’s a ‘Mad Men’ world beginning Sunday

“Mad Men” returns on Sunday for its seventh and final season, but thanks to AMC, which has trouble letting go (see “Bad, Breaking”), we won’t have to start obsessing about the finale until 2015.

Which is a relief, because there’s something about “Mad Men” that drives some of the people who love it most a little crazy. Week after week, season after season, they sit down to watch one show, clearly expecting another.

Finale fever’s only going to make that worse.

Season 7 has reportedly already attracted at least one wild theory - Don Draper as vanished hijacker D.B. Cooper? Really? - as if the murder and mayhem some foresaw for Season 6 had actually taken place.

“Mad Men,” a show set in the world of 1960s advertising, spills blood from time to time, but it’s not “Game of Thrones.” If Don (Jon Hamm) attended a Red Wedding, the bridesmaids might be in scarlet and the guests feasting on steak tartare, but everyone would get home alive. If not sober.

So what can I tell you about the season premiere?

Not much.

Creator Matthew Weiner has his usual list of potential spoilers, starting with the year in which the episode, “Time Zones,” takes place.

I hope you’ll feel a warm glow when you figure it out. The Season 6 finale set some things in motion. Expect to spend some time getting the new lay of the land.

Air travel will be involved.

Peggy Olson (Elisabeth Moss) and Joan (Christina Hendricks) will both have reasons to be annoyed.

Some hemlines seem higher than ever - and so does one hairline - but these might also be optical illusions.

There’s something that I should have seen coming but didn’t and it gave me the kind of small pleasure that “Mad Men” is still capable of delivering, even though it meant that even less had changed than I’d thought.

For now, we’re on a plane and Weiner’s in the cockpit. The drinks are flowing. I don’t know where we’re going and neither do you. Might as well sit back and enjoy what’s left of the ride.